anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

isn’t it ironic that boobs are used to sell everything from burgers to soap but how dare a mother breastfeed her child out in the open

lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does