angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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queenarlequine:

So Spike (Emma’s mom) & Emma are walking in the mall eating ice cream, and this creepy man says, “Oooh, I’d like a lick o’ that.”

Spike: “Excuse me?”

Man: “I’d like a lick o’ your cone. Sue me.”

Spike: “I probably could because I don’t think that’s what you meant.”

Emma: “Mom…”

Spike:…